stop telling fat people that they shouldn’t call themselves fat
stop telling us that “fat” is a bad word
stop telling us that our state of being is a fucking insult
and can you please stop telling me i’m not fat?
i always find really cute small purses
but then i remember that i have to carry like a whole fucking pharmacy with me wherever i go
Twas once a young lad named Pete,
who fancied the girl down the street.
And though he was shy,
he did catch her eye.
Oh! how life can be sweet.
"But wait," the lady suggested.
"Although I am surely tempted;
before we undress,
I think it’d be best
if you and I go get tested.”